Soccer Coach

Turns out PEG is going to be the coach for the son's youth soccer team.  There are only 4 players, and basically the coach has to get the team organized and tells the parents where to bring their kid to play.  I don't know if they needed volunteers or if PEG was just feeling the need to get involved so she signed up as the team lead.  Funny because she usually works on Saturdays, so I don't know if she is able to change her schedule that easily or what.  Nice to know she is involved with the son. 

Anyway the point of this blog post was to recap the email PEG sent to the parents.  Hubbs had asked her for a soccer schedule on a few occasions, and she texted him one night to tell him she was going to send him the schedule first thing in the morning, she would forward him the email to all parents, she had completely forgotten to include Hubbs because well, he isn't a parent, he is a bank!

So around 1pm the next day (or first thing in the morning to PEG) Hubbs gets an email from her and attached is the email she sent to the other children's parents who will be on the team.  I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING when I was reading her email.  Her grammar was terrible!! She used the wrong words, and had several misspellings.  In this day and age its really hard not to have auto spell check on your emails or something at least.  I had to share because its just too good not to!

Email:

Hello everyone,

I have attached the Soccer for the spirng soccer season.  Our games are listed as my name, PEG.  If there is a dot by our name that indicates a double header, which is May 14th.  I have also enclosed a map of the soccer complex for anyone who is not familiar wiht the fields.

On the schelduel, it will indicate Field1 which the map indicates Field#10.  The field is a large field spilt up in sections for youth soccer; therefore, we will be on section 1 Field#10.  Pictures will be taken the second Saturday.  If that changes I will let you know and also our exact slotted time, as soon as I know.

Youth soccer we do not have practices during the week.  The first 30 minutes will be practice and the last 30 minutes will be a 3 on 3 scrimmage.  Please let me know if your child will not be attend the game.

Please remember shin guards are mandatory with socks that cover them along with the Y jersey.  If you still need to get a jersey you can get them at the Y for $15.00.  The kids may wear rubber molded cleats or tennis shoes.

If any parent is interested in bringing treats let me know before the first games so I can get a treat schelduel together.

Any game cancelations you can call 800-123-1234 after 8am Saturday mornings, which is a voicemail for the Y sporting events or go to their website.  The company would be under blank YMCA.  You can subscribe to receive and email or text.  I will do my best at contacting everyone directly, just let me know what is the best wat to contact you (email, call, or text).

If you have any questions or concerns feel free to contact me on my cell phone or via email.  This is the best email since I have access to it 24/7.

I am excited for the season and can't wait to meet everyeone!

PEG

So that was what she sent out to the parents, I cannot believe she didn't take the time to at least re-read what she had written.  Does she do that with her work as well?  Anyway it just made me laugh since she is working on her masters degree and thinks she is genius level smart.  Must be nice to have that kind of confidence!

At least we have in writing that she has access to her email 24/7, she has told us she doesn't have Internet access at her house.  We knew she had a smart phone and I could tell when she would reply to an email via her blackberry but it is just funny to catch her in another lie.